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A Blind Dog and a Horny Parrot – Elaina – 9/10/15

Posted on September 10, 2015 by eportugal4

  A Blind Dog and a Horny Parrot- Elaina Portugal September 10th, 2015 Dear Reader- I have a dog. His name is Bob. I have a parrot. Its name is Yonkel. We don’t know if Yonkel is male or female … Continue reading →

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The Trouble with Love Scenes- Elaina- 8/7/15

Posted on August 7, 2015 by eportugal4

The Trouble with Love Scenes- Elaina Portugal August 7th, 2015 Dear Reader, I’m struggling with writing a love scene for my current work in progress. I need a word for the female anatomy that resides below the shoulders and above … Continue reading →

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